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            tape and was given Songs You Know
            By Heart. As a tongue in cheek nod to                           !       !         !
            his "Margaritaville" standard, next to
            the title the words in the parentheses      " " "   "                                    "!" " "   "
            note that the subtitle of the album is his           "    "            "
            'Greatest Hit.' Not a typo!
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            I could not get enough, so for Christ-              "                "
            mas I requested his boxed set known
            as Boats, Beaches, Bars, and Ballads.
            I listened to those songs over and   of this article. It's not. Just like seeing   things, "Highway Don't Care" by Tim

                                               Alaska, words and even pictures cannot   McGraw and Taylor Swift. While I am
            over and over again, oft en becoming
                                               do a Buff ett show justice. You have to   a fan of neither, I let the song play as
            annoyed about why they were never
                                               experience one firsthand to appreciate   some undefined emotion frothed in

            played on the radio. But instead of
            going on the attack, I knew that going   it and then a bunch more to completely   my chest. Was it anger? Maybe. I was
                                               make sure the hypothesis about a   at least offended, not on the level of
            to a concert was next. I have been to
                                               guaranteed good time is adequately   Karening, but I remember thinking
            more than a few, and enjoyed myself
                                               supported.                        to myself as I considered requesting
            immensely.
                                                                                 to speak to the manager of the radio
                                               Instead, I am taking you in your mind
            Readers might have expected the                                      station, that in my experience, "THE
                                               to me sitting at a red light in Anne
            concert experience to be the climax                                  HIGHWAY DOES IN FACT CARE."
                                               Arundel County listening to, of all
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