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3. So when Joseph saw the time, he knew he would be late for

math class, plus the professor was giving a test.

4. The veterinarian was all, “If people would routinely spay or

neuter their animals, then shelters would not be overflowing
with unwanted pets.” Well, DUH.

5. Udder Delights is an ice cream shop that has these banana

splits that are, like, the best I’ve ever tasted.