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any woman except his wife naked? I find it embarrassing to be frank and will

never allow myself into such a compromising position. It will be disrespectful
towards my American Patriot whom I love beyond my capacity to put in mere
words. What is more, many clients had blackmail threats because of such

behaviour and you can read about that Tricks of Trade - Memories of a Rogue

Lawyer if you wish. This is a big no-no in my book but as said before. What do I
know?

In South Korea they have a tradition to beat the husband's tied feet with a fish
(I hope not frozen) whilst interrogating him before he may run (crawl?) upstairs

to his bride. I am sure this hurts and proves his toughness to everyone. Is not a
big deal! I believe in traditional Zulu culture a man had to be a warrior before he

could be married and to become a warrior he went through a real tough time
which makes fish beating sound like a Sunday afternoon sport. You don't want a

weakling as a husband do you? As long as no permanent damage is caused of
course!

You leave before the guests because that symbolise the stealing of the bride and

not because you cannot wait any longer for the honeymoon to begin (I hope). It
is to whisk her away from her own family and to start a new life as one on your

own so to speak. Thus you sneak away after greeting everyone and hope they
will enjoy themselves. Collecting money too no doubt!

Would you believe that in early medieval weddings some guests (very

unfortunate if you ask me) had to witness the consummation process? This was
to ensure the laws of succession I presume. Luckily this dreadful practise was
soon replaced by the groom removing the garter from his bride's leg and tossing

it to the eligible bachelors. Same with the flowers from the bride I assume to all

the maidens. On this note I have seen some pretty tough lads very red in the
face of embarrassment whilst struggling with the garter. It is appealing in a way
now that I am middle-aged and have better manners than to laugh at such

embarrassment. My American Patriot also has very sharp elbows I may add.

There is a tradition known as shivaree or something where friends and family
gathers outside the newlyweds home to make as much noise as possible to

disturb the couple. Why this is or to what purpose is anyone's guess and perhaps

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