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On Yahoo’s finance      to Wikipedia, “Between 1946  didn’t know that. According   Beach Boys ever thinking of
          page some years ago, there   and 1957, the Roadmaster   to The Old Woodie website,   themselves as stodgy.
          was an article titled “What   was Buick’s premium and   “In their heyday, woodies    If you own a Chevy or
          Your Car Says About You.”   best-appointed model.” May-  were often the most expen-  a Ford, I’ll have to explain
          It’s from Forbes and was   be he just had good taste.   sive cars offered by a man-  my numbers a bit because,
          dated October ’09. In Forbes’  Wikipedia goes on to say,   ufacturer, and many tallied   according to Forbes, 25%
          highly intelligent fashion,   “The 1953 Buick Roadmas-  impressive sales figures.” I   (13% of Chevy drivers, 12%
          it reports that driving a   ter station wagon, Model 79-  didn’t know Buick made a   of Ford) of you don’t use the
          Bentley indicates that you’re   R, was the last wood-bodied   Woodie, and I didn’t know a   Internet. That’s an amazing
          wealthy. Gee! Now there’s a   station wagon mass-pro-  Woodie was expensive, but   finding. But if you find your-
          revelation. A bit less obvious,  duced in the United States.”   I do know a Woodie is not   self in that category, I can
          it says that Buick owners   Buick made a Woodie! I    stodgy. I can’t imagine the   help. I can teach you to use
          are stodgy. As two-thirds                                                         the Internet in about 20 min-
          of them are apparently over                                                       utes. And you’ll be hooked in
          55, that may be a safe bet,                                                       less than an hour. Trust me
          take issue with being labeled  What Your Car                                      on this. I came into the tech
          although I personally would
                                                                                            world kicking and screaming,
          stodgy simply because I am                                                        but it’s SO fun. Not as much
          over 55. But then again, I’d      MAY or MAY NOT                                  fun as driving a four-speed
          never buy a Buick.                                                                ohc, but fun.
             My Dad used to have                                                               Truthfully, though, I’m
          one, though, when I was         Say About You                                     no techie. I’m not a computer
          little. It was called a Road-                                                     expert at all, but I do fancy
          master. And at the time, he              By Sharon Hightower                      myself as something of a car
          wasn’t much more than a                                                           expert. And therefore, I can
          whipper snapper. According                                                        take issue with much of the
                                                                                            Forbes report. I fancy myself
                                                                                            a car expert precisely because
                                                                                            I am over 55, which means
                                                                                            that I cut my teeth on the
                                                                                            muscle car - in my case, the
                                                                                            GTO. Fond memories, yet
                                                                                            just the other day, I saw what
                                                                                            may be my favorite bumper
                                                                                            sticker of the decade: “Offi-
                                                                                            cer, I wasn’t speeding. I was
                                                                                            qualifying.”
                                                                                               I don’t know where the
                                                                                            Forbes’ author hails from, but
                                                                                            the data he cites was gathered
                                                                                            by a San Diego based “market
                                                                                            research outfit.” Now that is
                                                                                            hard to believe. In other parts
                                                                                            of this country, the car you
                                                                                            drive may reveal something
                                                                                            about you, but in California,
                                                                                            you are what you drive! And
                                                                                            I think “… you’re really look-
                                                                                            ing fine!”

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