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INCREDIBLE KIDS OF SAN DIEGO

I am me I am 5’5
I have dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes An average size nose not small nor large
Good lips not a sharp jawline
My body is ok athletic and skinny some would say.
Although this is fine with me this is what society wants me to be
Let’s see what the changers up top have to say if they were to exist... “Ok let’s
I Am Me start”
The name a little too wild a little too exotic let's change it to Emma or Gabby
something basic but not Brittney or Jessica then you'll definitely be sassy
and rude plus a bad attitude
Now for height be tall like a supermodel but stay really short so the guys will be
By Kiera Donnelly
taller then you but not too short then boys will have to bend down to hug you
Dirty blonde hair is alright. She has nice beach waves in her hair but let's change
that up and go platinum blonde not too yellow and let's make her hair now
fully straight so her curls will be 100% the same but from a flat iron.
Ooh hazel that is a nice eye color not fully brown...but, nah let's take out the
brown and instead of green let's take the blue from the outer edges of her
eye and make that her new eye color.
Okay now we have Emma, platinum blonde hair, blue eyes and the perfect height
Okay okay let's move on her nose it looks good but the new trend now is a
button nose so a little rhinoplasty and boom perfect.
Okay now we have to do lip filler and face lift and a boob job and tummy tuck
and a butt implant cause that's what Kim K is doing and all the others it's
the new trend and we must follow them so let's change the whole body so
it's thighs are not touching but not too far apart or you'll be perceived as too
skinny and more, feet can't be above a women size 8 maybe 8 ½ big butt, but
still natural hourglass figure and incredibly skinny, but you still need to have
big assets up top. But remember you always have to look natural.
Face HAS to be symmetrical or you'll never find a guy!
Now for personality oh let's do it. Ok she's shy but confident that's good...let's
keep that except take away the shy and if she's too confident let's just have
society yell at her ok ok good! Don’t be too girly don’t like pink, but don’t
like black, or play with Superman toys cause those are for boys.
Now hey it's 2021! No more housewives but… you need to cook for your
husband and clean and definitely do the laundry. If you don't have a baby or
have one before wedlock, we will just have everyone shame you. Speaking of
husbands, you need one before 30 but not too soon cause you're too young to
know and making a mistake.
Now do not be a tease and show some skin when you dress but do not be a slut
wear a maxi dress!
Finally be smart, be a doctor or CEO, but never wear glasses or correct
someone when they're wrong stay quiet but speak your mind! Speaking of
CEO, that should be your job but it’s too risky so don’t do it, go to a good
college like MIT or Stanford, but don’t get into too much debt. Ok you got
the hang of it let's send her off.

You see I am me, I am beautiful and I have a wonderful personality.
Do not let society or the changers up top, turn you into a wannabe barbie unless
you want to be, but then they’ll laugh at you for that too.
In the end as hard as it is to say, you will never be perfect in their eyes anyway
So be yourself and don't change for any man, women, or all of the above
You are you Perfectly And I am me Beautifully
I am me
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