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Santa was standing below a tube light with
þ Ducks do not have blood vesseles, or Santa was standing below a tube light with Santa was standing below a tube light with
nerves in their feet. wide open...... Why?open...... Why?
wide
wide open...... Why?
Because his doctor advised him "today's ecause his doctor advised him "today's
B Because his doctor advised him "today's
dinner should be light "
dinner
þ The blue whale is even bigger than dinner should be light "should be light "
any known dinosaur !
The
The teacher asked all the students in a class to teacher asked all the students in a class to
The teacher asked all the students in a class to
write an essay on a cricket match.e an essay on a cricket match.
writ
write an essay on a cricket match.
þ Humming birds can assess the
All were busy writing accept Banta He wrote
All were busy writing accept Banta He wrote were busy writing accept Banta He wrote
amount of sugar in a flowers nectar All
"Due to rain, No match !
"Due to rain, No match !to rain, No match !
and will reject those that aren't at "Due
least 12% sugar.
P Photographer santa was focusing on dead
Photographer santa was focusing on dead hotographer santa was focusing on dead
body's face in a funeral function.
body's face in a funeral function.face in a funeral function.
body's
þ The hippopotamus is more closely Suddenly all the relative started beating him
Suddenly
Suddenly all the relative started beating him all the relative started beating him
related to whales and porpoises that wh
why ?
why ?y ?
it is to other land animals. He
He said smile please".said smile please".
He said smile please".
þ Kangaroos have some funny names . Santa at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible Santa at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible
Santa at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
male's are called boomers , bucks or looking thing is what you call modern art ?looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir that's mirror.
old men, females are known as flyers , Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir that's mirror.Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir that's mirror.
jills or does and young kangaroos are
San
Santa :In coffee shop with wife.ta :In coffee shop with wife.
called Joeys. Santa :In coffee shop with wife.
Kunal Verma San
Santa : Jaldi pi coffee thandi ho jayegi
Santa : Jaldi pi coffee thandi ho jayegita : Jaldi pi coffee thandi ho jayegi
Wife : ki fark painda hai ?
Wife : ki fark painda hai ?e : ki fark painda hai ?
Class -11(ART) Wif
Santa : bewakof rate list dekh ta : bewakof rate list dekh
San
Santa : bewakof rate list dekh
MATHS hot coffee Rs-15coffee Rs-15 Reenamjot
MATHS
MATHS
hot coffee Rs-15
hot
Cold coffee Rs-45coffee Rs-45
Cold coffee Rs-45
Cold
Class- 7(A)
Ÿ Ÿ Is it a decimal or is it a friction should
Ÿ Is it a decimal or is it a friction should i Is it a decimal or is it a friction should i i
FUN FACTS
divided
divided or do subtraction ?or do subtraction ?
divided or do subtraction ?
Ÿ Can anyone tell me what is this shape do Can anyone tell me what is this shape do
Ÿ Ÿ Can anyone tell me what is this shape do
w we use a roller or may be a tape ?
we use a roller or may be a tape ?e use a roller or may be a tape ?
Ÿ One hundred centimeters make one meter,One hundred centimeters make one meter,
Ÿ Ÿ One hundred centimeters make one meter,
Ÿ Ÿ how many milliliters to a liter ?
Ÿ how many milliliters to a liter ?how many milliliters to a liter ?
Ÿ Ÿ Push the buttons on a calculator teacher
Ÿ Push the buttons on a calculator teacher Push the buttons on a calculator teacher
shouts
shouts use your brains you all need them
shouts use your brains you all need them use your brains you all need them
later.ter.
la later.
Ÿ Ÿ There times six , find the factor, but not
Ÿ There times six , find the factor, but not There times six , find the factor, but not
using a fraction.a fraction.
using
using a fraction.
Name- Simran Saini Class- 6 (B)
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