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Today’s Visitors

Harry Bridgeman Age 23
Get locked into a conversation with Harry the stopper and you are not escaping. Loves a chat. Really
good addition to the squad. Much loved in the changing room.
Robert Nakielny Age 41
Posh Rob the goalie is best known for his terrible but expensive clobber. A club veteran who owns more
beauty products than the team combined.
Oliver Dunleavy Age 29
Sometimes wears a trendy ankle bracelet. Is often found topless. Mr dependable, he and James
Clayton form the strongest bromance in the club . Has been accused of being parched.
Thomas Burns Age 29
Have you watched the movie I Am Legend? Tom is the lead Zombie. Best player in every position. Loves
a cuddle. Go on Bert.
Benjamin Pellowe Age 32
Twin with James and dog enthusiast. Prefers his golden retriever Harvey to most humans. Does a great
Alec Mills and Robbie H impression.
James Pellowe Age 32
The angry twin. Has never paid for a pair of boots so relies on hand-me-downs. Currently playing in a
pair of his brothers 2008 taped up predators.
James Crossley John Age 19
A product of the Cribbs youth system. Short arms, long pockets. Scores some important Cribbs goals.

Gerlando Parrinello Age 20

Leading the Cribbs Reserves poker league although he is keeping the kitty topped up with his potty
mouth. Most penalised but compensating for JCJ’s Lack of participation.

Lynford Bhebhe Age 23
Competed his first ever preseason aged 23. Wheels 10, strength 0. Great addition to the squad having
been voted player of the season working his way through the teams.
Frederick Hopkins (c) Age 39
Somehow still finds his way into matchday squads at his ripe old age. All round nice guy and great host
for a team social. Less said about his recent 'Milner 7' Liverpool shirt the better. Move over
Charlie Adam, The OG parch boy.
Aaron Coleman Age 24
A-A-Ron done messed up - terrible clobber and Chelsea fan. Shows versatility playing in several
different positions. Used to score goals but leaves that to Ollie now.
James Clayton Age 29
Grandpa Clayts, the eldest of our three brothers. Snakehips. Another versatile player whose big
brothering has made the other two as tough as nails.
Andrew Forward Age 37
Nicknamed the Oak for his tree like frame and ability to hold people off with branches. Joins A-A-Ron
and Posh Rob in the worst gear category. Slowest shot in football but his goals from midfield are really
important.
David Truan Age 39