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Today’s Visitors

Seasoned pro. Tighter than a ducks butt. Another important part of Cribbs midfield, this wannabe
Patrick Swayze from Point Break loves to surf and even camped out at the Netham the night before our
game with Lebeq to help us clinch the league title in 2017.
Keiran Clayton Age 22
Mini Clayts, the youngest and most talented brother. Don’t let his baby face fool you, he loves a tackle.
Makes a wicked coffee but dreadful at Karaoke .
Daniel Monk Age 29
Pace 10, hair line 0. Resembles an ostrich when running down the wing and strikes the ball with more
power than Thor’s hammer. This dead-ball specialist has goals and assists in his locker, just check out
his spreadsheet.
Daniel Burgan Age 28
Snakeyness 10. Burger, a police officer, and a goal scorer. His pace score has risen from 8 to 9 but his
dribbling score has taken a dive .
Thomas Headford Age 31
Former member of the spice boys, this hunk has goals in his locker. This centre forward loves the gym,
a spray tan and a selfie.
Liam Clayton Age 27
The middle brother and former punch bag. He has the same self-healing powers as Wolverine and is
as stretchy as Elastigirl.
Jack Guthrie - Age 28
Professional wedding guest in Scotland.
Alec Mills - joint manager
With 663 appearances for the club and a bag full of goals Millsy has now been the reserve team
manager for over a decade. A keen tennis fan and loves to ski.
Robbie Hetherington - joint manager
H has over 1200 appearances and has fulfilled every club role in his 60 year stint. Never seen without
his trific lucky fleece and goalie gloves, you might hear cries of ‘Triangles’ from the sideline today.