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“The Pork Council is in disarray!”
BROKEN DOWN LORI Q&A

KEVIN J PECORE III

JN: Your name is Kevin. I know a guy named Kevin
who could jump rope for hours and hours without ever
getting tired. He was also the singer of Quiet Riot. Is
that you?
KJP: No
JN: There was also a guy who used to be in a band and
he had a wicked perm. Is that you?
KJP: Was he in REO Speedwagon?
JN: Yes.
KJP: No. That’s Kevin Cronin.
JN:Jesus Christ. Who the fuck are you then?
KJP: Well, I’m not Kevin Cronin or Kevin DuBrow. You
don’t know much about music, do you?
JN: Hell yeah. I love Motorhead. Were you in that
group?
KJP: Sure, What the hell. Yeah, I was the bass player in
Motorhead.
JN: Are you shitting me?
KJP: Yeah.
JN: You play guitar?
KJP: Yeah. I play guitar.
JN: You play those keyboards that are supposed to look
like your playing a guitar because people who play
keyboards all want to play keyboards?
KJP: No. But playing keyboards is something I wish I
could do.
JN: I listened to Metamorphosis. You misspelled the
word though. Never occurred to you to spellcheck?
KJP: Jesus. No. It’s Methamorphosis. I added the h to
be clever.
JN: I don’t get it.
KJP Well, I got the title from Kafka’s novella
Metamorphosis but threw an ‘h’ in there to make it all
seem a little more ominous.
JN: Like Harry Potter?
KJP: What? Jesus Christ. Just ask me a music question.
JN: Okay. Influences?
KJP: Nick Cave. Zappa. Nina Simone. SRV. Brian
Jonestown Massacre.
JN: Just three?
KJP: Well, that’s actually four, but no. There’s a million
more, but this whole exercise seems futile.
JN: Ever meet the guy who boxed?
KJP: Rocky Balboa?
JN:Yeah.Rock.
KJP: No. Never met Rocky.

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