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“The Pork Council is in disarray!”
BROKEN DOWN LORI Q&A

BRENT OGLETREE

JN: I knew a guy named Brent. Are you him?
BO:I am that guy!
JN: Are you the drummer for Heart?
BO:Not for Heart. Not even for Tiffany!
JN: Ever been punched really hard in the nuts?
BO: Yes. It’s not as enjoyable as the Eunuchs said it would be.
JN: For drummer gear heads out there, what’s the difference
between a really expensive snare and a shitty 1996 Honda Ac-
cord?
BO: About 3 bucks and a place too sleep
JN: Coolest venue ever played in?
BO: In reality, Massey Hall. For the purpose of this question, In
Yo Face!
JN: Every do that think when you take a 45 minute drum solo
and bore the shit out of people, then at the end you bang a re-
ally big fucking gong?
BO: Same answer
JN: What’s the fasted you’ve ever run away from some dude
that wanted to beat the shit out of you?
BO: I would not run! I would curl up in a ball, anti bear style
In a ball.
JN: Okay – music question: Top 300 drummers in your opinion.
BO: The answer is and always will be: Ace Frehley. If you don’t
agree, you’re fucking stupid!! Print that last part too, about
being stupid
JN: Can you fix a riding lawnmower? If so, can you fix a riding
lawnmower while playing a 45 minute drum solo that bores the
shit out of everyone but at the end you bang a really big fucking
gong and the lawnmower is fixed because other than it being
out of gas, there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.
BO: I can’t fix, but I can run over the dick playing a boring drum
solo with it!
JN: Last book read?
BO: Lemmy. The Definitive Biography
JN: Das Boot is a great fucking movie. Yes?
BO: Yes, Das Boot, das true!

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