Page 214 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

Getting to peg Patty Farrell with apples in

front of a live audience would be my dream come

true. I may actually have to thank Mom for

making me do this play once it’s all over.

After the movie ended, I signed up to be a Tree.

Unfortunately, a bunch of other guys had the

same idea as me, so I guess there are a lot of

guys who have a bone to pick with Patty Farrell.

Wednesday

Well, like Mom always says, be careful what you

wish for. I got picked to be a Tree, but I

don’t know if that’s such a good thing. The

Tree costumes don’t actually have arm holes, so

I guess that rules out any apple-throwing.