Page 218 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

That means I have to go to a two-hour practice

every day just so I can say one stupid word.

I’m starting to think Rodney James got a better

deal as the Shrub. He found a way to sneak a

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video game into his costume, and I’ l bet that

really makes the time go by.

So now I’m trying to think of ways to get Mrs.

Norton to kick me out of the play. But when

you only have one word to say, it’s really hard to

mess up your lines.