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Another thing that’s screwing everything up is
that Mrs. Norton keeps adding new scenes and
new characters.
Yesterday, she brought in this first-grader to
play Dorothy’s dog, Toto. But today, the kid’s
mom came in and said she wanted her child to
walk around on two legs, because crawling around
on all fours would be too “degrading.”
So now we’ve got a dog that’s gonna be walking
around on his hind legs for the whole show.
But the worst change is that Mrs. Norton actually
wrote a song that us trees have to sing.