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Another thing that’s screwing everything up is


        that Mrs. Norton keeps adding new scenes and



        new characters.







        Yesterday, she brought in this first-grader to



        play Dorothy’s dog, Toto. But today, the kid’s



        mom came in and said she wanted her child to


        walk around on two legs, because crawling around



        on all fours would be too “degrading.”



































        So now we’ve got a dog that’s gonna be walking



        around on his hind legs for the whole show.







        But the worst change is that Mrs. Norton actually



        wrote a song that us trees have to sing.
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