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So today we spent an hour learning the worst

song that’s ever been written.

Thank God Rodrick won’t be in the audience to

see me humiliate myself. Mrs. Norton said the

play is going to be a “semiformal occasion,” and

I know there’s no way Rodrick is going to wear

a tie for a middle school play.

But today wasn’t all bad. Toward the end of

practice, Archie Kelly tripped over Rodney James