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We have great pleasure in welcoming the following New
Members & Associate Members to TPI Victoria Inc. and thank them
for coming on board and becoming part of our community.
New TPI Members:
Fiona Salomons Australia 2Mov
William Furey RAN - Vietnam HMAS Derwent
Keith Crew RAN HMAS Cook
Ronald Sumers
Allan Beale Australia IED/EOD Control Centre W/A and NT
Alan Eaton Australia 1Rar/3RAR/8/9 RAR Sch of Inf/ LWC / Sch of Sigs
Riordon Munn RAN Peacekeeping HMAS's: Anzac, Yarra, Duchess, Snipe, Supply,
Melbourne, Parramatta, Torrens, Hobart, Brisbane
Barry Hildebrand RAN – Vietnam Navy Comms
Kevin Crerar Vietnam 1 Field Squadron, 3 Troop
John Laughton RAN – Korea HMAS Sydney
Brian Scott RAN – Vietnam HMAS Sydney

New Associate Members:
Connie MacKenzie Joan Spittle Sean Moffit
Jennifer Ferguson Michelle Wingrave Mary Tucker
Charles Skidmore Barbara Poland Carolyn Murphy
William OÇonnor Sandra Cotter Ann Underwood
Welcome & Thank You for becoming Members of TPI Victoria Inc.

~ Supporting Veterans & their Families ~

Just a Tricky Little Jar!

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man
needs to provide a semen sample and gives him a jar saying, "Take this jar home with you and come back
tomorrow with a semen sample."

The next day the old man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is
as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him. So the doctor asks what
happened and why there is no sperm sample in the jar. The old man says, "Well,
doc, it's like this... first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand
- nothing; then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Maisie, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor is really shocked by all this and asks incredulously, "You asked your neighbour???" The old man
replies, "Yep, not one of us could get the jar open."