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The Red Well-Read Reader

Story 153

Poor Biff

At the start of their camping trip Sue and Biff got

into a tiff: she blamed everything on blameless Biff.

She complained of a skunk whiff, the cold air that made her nose

sniff, and their climb up a cliff that made her back stiff.

So for the rest of their trip, Biff had to bear her

peevish miff.

Story 154

A Lovers’ Rift

Every now and again every married couple will have a

rift , and apart drift.

Then it becomes time for him to forget thrift and buy her a nice gift.

Perhaps she'd like a slip or a shift. Either gift should give their re•la•tion•ship a

swift and hefty lift.

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