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Story 70

The Jew's Harp

Although Jose enjoyed playing his Jew's harp,

he downright hated the upright harp.

Consequently, his mother would harp, (he said

carp!): "Play your harp, play your harp . . . !"

But Jose preferred to fish for carp. So, he did so

while thumbing melodies in A-sharp, Upon his oral
Jew's Harp
harp.

Story 71

Is School a Farce?

Delores's brains were rather few or sparse. Simple

sentences, she could not parse, nor could she tell a

horse from an arse.

What’s more, she thought that school was one big

hilarious farce!