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Story 220
Scotch
Scottys face, always had a blotch
His clothes, always had a splotch.
And every job he ever had, he would botch
Therefore, he never moved up a notch.
Why?
Johnnie Walker Scotch!
Change: Scotty’s to Scottys.
Story 221
The Goths
Centuries ago there lived a Germanic race called the Visigoths.
The Romans said that the Goths, were barbarians – lazy slawths!
This so angered the Goths, that it filled their hearts with wroth.
The Goths turned into “ mad men,” spewing froth. Soon one after
another Roman fell by the swaths, of the be-sworded Goths.
Change: slawths for sloths.
