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Story 153

Poor Biff

At the start of their camping trip Sue and Biff got into a tiff:

she blamed everything on "blameless Biff."

She complained of skunk whiff, the cold air that made her nose

sniff, and their climb up a cliff making her back stiff.

So, for the rest of their trip, Biff had to bear her peevish miff.

Story 154

The Lovers’ Rift

Every now and again every married couple will have a rift, and

apart drift.

Then it becomes time for him to forget thrift, and buy her a nice
gift. Perhaps she'd like a slip or a shift. Either gift, should give

their relationship a swift and hefty lift.