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Story 155

Gigged

So prim and proper was Miss Kreig that some said she

was a stuffy prig. But then there came a Russian shindig,

whereat she drank vodka, swig after swig. And on her

knees, she danced a jig, stuffing her face with dates and

a fig.

As if this weren't enough, she called the Czar a

"Fascist pig," struck him with an olive twig, then dared pull off the

Czarina's horsehair wig. For this Miss Kreig was given “life” in a

Russian brig.

Story 156

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

Not to fetch a pail of water,

But to fish for brill in a swilling rill.

However, they caught nothing or nil.

And when they came down, they came down

With a chill and began to feel ill.

So, then their mother served them soup with dill,

And gave them each a get-well pill.