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Story 169
No Script!
The actress quipped:
I will be laid in a tomb or crypt,
As dead as the pharaohs of Egypt,
Before I read lines of any script.
My fans shall not be gypped!
My style has never been clipped,
So now as before my public will hear,
Only ad libbed words that I have lipped.
Story 170
The Swiss Miss
Oh, the land of Swiss is a land of bliss. You ask, why is this?
It's because every miss, always looks so prim and priss.
And although little boys may hiss, none can resist the
maidens’ sweet, sweet kiss.
