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Story 260

Ruling the Throne

King Tyrone so loved the smell of cologne, that he asked Princess Sha-

roan to help him rule the throne. Happily they lived on the river Rhone,

in a castle built of stone.

All about the castle zone, minstrels played the trombone, and the
saxophone. And on special occasion, the king would intone a tune in

baritone.

Although the King was prone, to leave his guards alone, he did insist

they keep their muscles in tone, for which they each received a daily

ice cream cone.

Story 261

He Prays for Moral Soap

The Pope, who is filled with hope, prays daily on his beaded rope. His

prayers cover a large scope.

First and foremost he prays for the misanthrope. He prays for boys and

girls who can hardly cope, and for those who in darkness grope. He prays

for the disobedient who have chosen to elope, and for the self- pitying

who do nothing but mope.

Last, but certainly not least, he prays for those hooked on dope, whose

lives have taken a downward slope.