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Story 341
"Proofreading"
A clownish goof. A cow hoof.
A house roof. A distant hoof.
A mouth roof. A distant aloof.
A dog woof. A photo proof.
A bull woof. A legal proof.
And a liquor proof.
Story 342
The Stooge
When the number of deaths in Viet Nam became huge, our President
Nixon could find no refuge.
We made him into our stooge. For everything past and present, we
criticized him in a deluge. We said he should have been more like
Scrooge. We said he wasted men and money, and covered up with
political rouge and subterfuge!
