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Story 354
So Juiced
By drinking all day, Mr. Proost, got so juiced. He drank until his belt
had to be loosed. Then he drank some more until he fell from his bar
roost. Then, there on the floor, he said, "This is how I'm used, . . .
to giving my spirits a boost !"
Story 355
Babe Ruth
As a youth, still without one front tooth, she used to watch the
Yankees from a press-box booth. Though the New York crowd was at
times a bit uncouth, she never had the slightest ruth. She says, “ It
was so much fun to see Babe Ruth, and that's the honest-to-goodness
truth !”
Story 356
To the Louvre ?
When Pierre made a false move, his teacher said: "Your behavior must
improve ! Your math, you always forget to prove, and your hat, you
never remove. Will you ever do anything of which I can approve ? All I
do is reprove, and disapprove !
"Now if you don't get into the groove, you'll be left behind when your
class visits the Louvre!"
