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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 281
How They Would Grouse!
When Karl Kraus told Rebecca Grauss, "Woman,
why don't you change that ugly blouse?" She
became in•fur•i•a•ted and screamed at her
would-be spouse.
"You're a little mouse, a lazy louse, and a drunken souse," she said.
And then, with the point of her shoe, she kicked Kraus straight out
of her house.
Story 282
Ousted
The "left " and the "right " began to joust. The "left " wanted Mr. Nixon
unhoused. Then soon came the Watergate roust, which proved to be the
president’s White House oust.
Story 283
Highly Touted
A hero they would tout The boxer was big and stout
They used to yell 'n' shout And had a lot of clout
Why were they so devout ? Every bout was a rout
What was it all about ? Won by knockout
Here is the in and out – By breaking jaw or snout
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