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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 64
Arf, Arf
The shaggy dog - certainly no dwarf -
Lives with his master upon a wharf
Whenever hungry he barks, "ARF, ARF"
Then fish is served him which “down” he'll scarf
Up!
Yet not once has he thrown Up
In other words, -
B
A
R
F!
Story 65
Sarge and Marge
Father and daughter are Sarge and Marge.
In combat, Sarge leads his soldiers on an enemy charge with weapons loaded with
gunpowder charge. And on base, he runs a river barge.
The duties of Marge are not so large: housework is her only assigned charge. So
therefore she plays tiddlywinks to give herself a second charge."
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