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72 Billy Graham's Glorious Jam
President. Graham double-boogied the first hole and JFK said teasingly: “I always understood you were a good golfer.”
“Well, I am if I’m not playing with the President-Elect of the United States,” replied Graham. Then they whisked back to their cloud chairs.
“You were mighty kind to do that,” said JFK, reclining in his family-football khakis and T-shirt. “Especially since I was the first Catholic President and you might as well have been America’s Protestant Pope.”
“No problem,” said Billy. “I don’t care how people get to Jesus, as long as they get there.”
“That’s why I asked you, `Billy, do you believe that Jesus Christ is going to come back?’”
“And I proudly answered, `yes I do!’” said Graham. “Now what do you think about that up here in Heaven?” “Jesus is going to Earth again!” said the Reverend.
“And I’m sure I’ll see him up here soon — and God too.” But Kennedy couldn’t hear it because he was gone. Jackie wanted to go over his affair with Marilyn Monroe — yet another time.
Then LBJ popped next to Graham’s recliner. He had one hand pointing to his appendectomy scar and the other holding up a hound-dog by the ears. “What you doing?” asked Graham innocently.
“Sorry,” said Lyndon. “RFK was trying to tell me why he didn’t respect me back on Earth. I tried to show them I was just flamboyant, not ignorant.”
“You were my favorite,” assured Graham. “We Southerners understood one another. That is, until that sly Sir Richard came along. Of course his horrible behavior