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Golfing with God
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walked a few heavenly blocks to a cosmic train station and boarded an express to Carnoustie Golf Course situated throughout the Alpha Centauri solar system. There you could hit million-mile drives from low-gravity “tee” planets that hooked or sliced, then accelerated as they were grabbed by the gravitational fields of other planets. It was like some of NASA’s rockets that used the gravitational pull of Mars to fling them like David’s slingshot towards Jupiter at greatly increased speeds. Graham was hoping to improve on his record drive of 23,586,127 miles — over 41 billion yards. Whereas few of his Earth golf buddies had ever hit even a 300-yard drive.
On the third hole Graham’s drive sliced around a giant purple planet, picking up gravitational momentum as it was flung between that solar system’s binary star center. There it ricocheted back and forth between the two stars and gained so much speed that it was flung into the system’s comet-containing Kuiper Belt where it joined other comets in gigantic elliptical orbits around the two stars.
The Reverend had accomplished something so rare that even the Golden Bear hadn’t done it: The Infinitely Increasing Golf Shot! Graham couldn’t retrieve his ball, but an odometer located in the golf ball itself sent signals signifying it had already traveled over fifty million miles. Graham’s golf cart computer calculated that the length would increase about 70 million miles each Earth day!
The Reverend was so ecstatic that he spent some of his rare celestial cell phone minutes bragging about it with the Black Knight. Player agreed to meet Graham at a Pulsar Bar near the famous star Betelgeuse. That