Page 123 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING
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Monday 1 May








               Alcohol units 0, cigarettes 0, calories 4200 (eating for two).






               I seriously think I am pregnant. How could we have been so stupid? Daniel and I

               were  so  carried  away  with  euphoria  at  being  back  together  again  that  reality
               seemed to go out of the window - and once you've . . . oh look, I don't want to
               talk about it. This morning I definitely felt the beginnings of morning sickness,
               but that could be because I was so hungover after Daniel finally left yesterday

               that I ate the following things to try to make myself feel better:     2      packets
               Emmenthal cheese slices.







                   1      litre freshly squeezed orange juice.






                   1      cold jacket potato.






                   2      pieces unbaked lemon cheesecake (very light; also possibly eating for

               two).






                       1            Milky  Way  (125  calories  only.  Body's  enthusiastic  response  to
                      cheesecake suggested baby needed sugar).
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