Page 132 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING

House. If there is a God I would like to humbly ask Him - whilst making it clear

that I am deeply grateful for His suddenly turning Daniel inexplicably into a
regular feature after so much fuckwittage - to stop him getting into bed at night
wearing pyjamas and reading glasses, staring at a book for 25 minutes then
switching off the light and turning over - and turn him back into the naked lust-
crazed sex beast I used to know and love.

Thanking you for your kind attention, Lord, regarding this matter.

Saturday 13 May

9st 1lb 8oz, cigarettes 7, calories 1145, Instants 5 (won £2 therefore total
Instants expenditure only £3 v.g.), Lottery proper £2, number of correct numbers
I (better).

How come have put on only 8oz after last night's over-consumption orgy?

Maybe food and weight are the same as garlic and stenchful breath: if you eat
several entire bulbs your breath doesn't smell at all, similarly if eat huge amount
does not cause weight gain: strangely cheering theory but creates V. bad
situation in head. Would welcome removal for thorough valeting. Still, was
worth it for delicious night of drunken feminist ranting with Sharon and Jude.

An unbelievable amount of food and wine was consumed since the generous
girls, as well as bringing a bottle of wine each, had all brought a little extra
something from M&S. Therefore, in addition to the three-course meal and two