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When You Have An Eng Degree
ups while you’re in school. Try not to drool!
When you have an Eng degree,
You’ll be a master of technology
A world with poor logic and bad designs
Manual data systems. Broken bridges, corrupted files.
When you have an Eng degree
You’ll be the top dog in industry.
A modern einstein
You’ll always have the answers
And won’t make mistakes. Cause you’ll be great. When you have an Eng degree,
Life is so easy.
Nobody knows how to fix them.
So slow and moronic. So dull and mundane.
That’s right you’ll make bank.
And pay back all your OSAP, in under a year Your path is clear When you have an Eng degree
That is so inefficient.
That is so not our program.
Everything’s easy.
Don’t listen to them, they’re lying!
It Was Fucked
I did no learning
Which was concerning Thinking about it still makes me squirm
The questions are pure evil They should be illegal
You are gonna have a shitty term
If you had the choice
I’d say run while you can But it’s a required course So just understand
It was fucked! But it’s done now
And I passed
Though I have no idea how Cause your dad was the prof!
Shhh!
This course resembles A wicked curse
Like getting a brazillian wax
But even worse!
It was fucked!
But it’s over, Jesus christ Now I can finally get on with my life
It was fucked!t
It Was Fucked!
When you have an Eng degree,
You’ll learn the skills that can make money.
Hey look our robot’s smoking
Man it’s frying!
What’s it cooking?
No it’s trying to walk from here to over there.
You’ll make an impact, By using all your knowledge
To better the world
We’re screwed.
It pays off when you choose to be a nerd.
Hey look our code’s compiling
But your laptop! It’s dying!
When you have an Eng degree,
It’s more impressive than a PhD.
Well at least you saved the file?
I forgot!
We’re so screwed.
We’re so impressive The smartest and the greatest,
We know we’re the shit Too hot for you
Shit!- we might fail. This work is too tough.
We’re dozing off and we have not done much.
We need caffeine, so much caffeine
When you have an Eng degree
You’re in a league that’s cool!
Or we will never make it. Red Bull. Red Bull.
Yes we deal with complex math and sciences,
We build your fancy smartphones and appliances.
Try google, try google,
Try google, try google (louder)
No wifi, no wifi (louder) God dammit, god dammit (louder)
We’re working on plant- based meat.
And making better vaccines.
We’re so sleep deprived, And our GPa sucks
We don’t have the time to do
And we still find time to hit the gym.
While your friends write essays,
and Trump tweets dumb shit.
Things that we love (God dammit, god dammit) Things that we love (God dammit, god dammit, god dammit, god dammit)
You’ll get to launch start-