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I TA’ed for this course, the prof showed no remorse,
It was fucked
It’s the most difficult course
That you’ll ever take in your
It Was Fucked It Was Fucked Glad it’s over
Guess I’m fucked! (fucked!)
S.H.I.T!
there for you! Plunge!
Your commuter friends take pity! On a house that’s in the city!
What the FUCK!
I once asked him if he thought students would fail
He said he didn’t care, cause life’s not fair,
But true engineers would surely prevail
I marked the tests and counted only 13 passes, The prof said “they’d better like summer classes!”
All your pipes! They will burst!
Your heat will turn off in winter
It was fucked Fucked!
The students were so confused
Heck, you’re probably gonna fail too
During my PhD
I wanted something easy (Oooh, easy)
So I took this class thinking it could be cool (it could be cool)
But as the lectures progressed
To my peers I confessed This work was the hardest shit I’d seen in school
At one point the prof made all the students cry
So take my advice...
I’m gonna switch to Artsci WOAH!
Engineering’s hard But artsci is trash So just ignore
The glaring fact That It was fucked It was fucked
Yay!
It was hell, (it was shit)
You may fail, (so good luck) It was fucked, (it was fucked)
But will be over one day (one day)
And then you will be able to say (you’ll say)
To the frosh next year
I’ve taken this before just wanna
Let you know
That this course is awful And will truly blow
Houses next to Beverly are filled with rats and mice Before you give your first and last I’m begging you think twice
for the one week that we hit a record low
Money washed down the drain you will sing this sad ref rain,
Horrendously maintained covered in grime and pure decay
Try your best to avoid it but you cannot get away from Student Housing in Toronto
When you step into your shoe you’ll find a roach! I love roaches.
Student housing in Toronto , Student housing in Toronto!
Get me out!
Poorly designed, overpriced, there’s garbage on your lawn
Reconsider commuting from Oshawa or Vaughan. Dirty dishes piling high, rats living in your floor!
For the next four years this is the best you can afford! Noooooooooo!
You are stuck and cannot control, living here inside this butt hole
Move back home!
Moldy showers! (Student housing)
Swarming bed bugs! (Student housing) Condom wrappers! (Student housing)
Giant roaches! (Student housing)
Smelly, dirty, spooky, grimey
Welcome to the rest of your life
NOOOOOO!!!
Student Housing in Toronto
A waste land
Hello Friend, my name’s Steve!
I will be your landlord let me help you sign your name here on this dotted line
Now, you’ve signed, I’m inclined, to inform you that I’m useless
You’re in hell, and now your precious soul is mine!
I’m your neighbor...
Student housing in Toronto! Bet you wish you bought a condo!
We’ll move in!
Text your landlord don’t expect him to give any fucks
If you lived in Guelph your rent would be 100 bucks
Outdated smoke detectors, front doors held by just one screw!
Your roommate clogged the toilet and then left it