Page 16 - Demo

Finish Your Part
I’m sorry to be honest I have done just none of that (What?!)
Well I won’t get caught for cheating, because you couldn’t cite your source You’d better start working or we’re gonna fail this course. (Cause the dead)
The deadlines fast approaching friends Look other groups are done (They’re done, cause they all)
They all chose to put school work first
And now they’re having fun (Live from campus, hello my friends)
What’s up gamerz, welcome back, my live stream is a hit (Wait are you serious, are you fuck) Are you fucking kidding me? Can you please finish your shit? (Yeah!)
TOO
So instead of bitching in our face,
start focusing on you
Well we started this on monday when the sections were assigned
But now it’s friday night the only section done is mine
Shit, there’s no more time to argue,
Just take a look at that damn clock
Well I’m sure there is a reason
Why your work’s not on the doc
Can we all just please begin
Writing literally one thought!?
So I figured we could all meet here and have a little talk
And I don’t want to seem angry but we do have to submit
Forgive me for requesting one last good old college try
You know what fuck it! Pass the timbits
I’ll just kiss grad school goodbye!
Wait I thought this was just 2 percent!
Hell no, it’s 52!
We’d better get workin (Really?)
We’d better get workin (Finally!)
We’d better get workin
Or we’ll fail this course too!
The Greatest Discovery
One day we got this, problem, set from our prof To keep stress down, we / drank at/ treasured, Taverns in our town,
see when it comes to hard math,
Best to partake in heavy libation
We coined this tactic as procrastination
Drunk as could be, we were shocked to see, Each page had parts, a, b, c, d, e, f, and g
Doing calculus by abacus, working by candle light.
It was due tomorrow morning, we’d have to stay up all night
And we’re all gonna fail this if you haven’t done your shit!
Now you said you’d do the intro when we meet three days ago
You said it would be easy, but WHERE IS IT, I DON’T KNOW!
Well I have to tell you something but just please don’t scream at me.
I never actually did it, I was playing smash with Steve.
Well you left it way too late, so now you had better start,
Cause we’re all gonna fail this if you haven’t done your part!
(Finish your shit)
You’re slacking off and that is so not cool.
(Finish your shit)
You should be on the doc not puffin on your juul (Finish your shit)
It’s due tonight and you have only just begun Fucking hurry up, get your shit done
Guys I need a break im stressed out
Who wants to go get Tims?
If you don’t come with me then you’ll be sittin here with him
Mark you said you’d do the figures, all the graphs, and all the plots (The plots) Could you kindly paste them in, I’d like to share my thoughts (Sharing our thoughts)
You have been so damned annoying
Since the day we joined this class
You also said you’d do our reference section on the chat (The chat)
You’ve been such a freakin buzz kill and a huge pain in my ass
You complain about our sections
(Finish your shit)
This was supposed to be an easy mark
(Finish your shit)
But there’s three minutes left our futures looking dark
(Finish your shit)
In the results there’s just the number 39
There’s no way we’ll get this done on time
But YOURS ARE SHITTY