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Reading Week! Aha!
Tell your friends to come out
Let’s turn up the heat
We won’t leave this house all week.
Here we go. Giving part marks- NO!
Unless they are perfect they will get a big fat O Missing the units? Zero, zero
thermo.
Raise the average. Now.
Oh hey, Rob. Did you see the email Professor Grant sent out?
Nah, why?
A rounding error They all get a Zero!
This kid just doodled on his paper. (Raise his grade) She wrote a song and it’s a banger. (Raise her grade) They wrote “fuck you”. (What a fun prank!)
It’s about the midterm in 3 days.
Oh shit, the midterm! Dude, he’s including Chapters 18-20.
Here is a kid who is so off track
We’ll get through these papers in no time flat Just give them zero, that’s the strat.
When they plead and kiss your feet
Please booooost my mark
Say “Tough luck kid”, the grades are in
Your future looks dark.
Don’t think too hard, just spin and mark
This wheel is always right! It’s payback to the students
Who said my class was a waste of time!
It’s just their name. (At least it’s not blank!)
Chapters 18-20?
Complex fluids!! FUCK!
We have to find Chad! He’s the only one who took notes.
Raise their grade! Raise their grade! (Raise their grade!)
Raise their grade! Raise their grade!
Reading Week! Aha! Forget about tomorrow Dance the night away. There’s a party everyday. Reading week.
Let them pass, no one fails this class
Or we’re fired.
Cramping hands, this was not the plan.
Shifting the average
Bell curve, bell curve
Give them the marks that, They don’t deserve
We wanna leave so let’s be fast!
Just give out some passes Out to the masses
They’re all dumbasses.
But they passed!
We Are Nerds
CHAD, we’re totally screwed! The Fluids midterm is tomorrow!
It’s okay, everything is OKAY! We’ll just cram using the notes you took. My notes? I think someone used them to clean beer off the floor!
Nothing more, than a 44. If they come complaining then just kick them out the door.
Shit! How come no one else is studying for midterms!?!
They slacked off.
Now they’re getting caught.
For being shitty students with the IQ of a rock
We’re all artscis We don’t have any.
FUCK!
Reading Week!
All of us are artscis.
It’s a normal week.
Party hard, it’s so easy. Reading Week!
Thanks for this cool party. We will never leave.
Also we broke your TV Reading Week!
Give Them A Zero
Hey TA’s, time to give out grades
Remember that our target average is a 48
Check out the average. It’s a 30.
The kids’ll be crying out for mercy.
On the south most side of U of T’s st george campus, there’s an Engineering faculty
Raise their grade! Raise their grade!
I’m so tired.
We’ll prove that this course can’t be passed.
Just give them a zero
We all came here thinking it was just a degree until we realized it was much more
Kick their ass. They all get a zero A fucked up class.
Why, Dean, what brings you here?
I heard you’re giving your class a 30% average!
Prof: Yes, and?
You cannot fail all the 2nd year students taking
We all picked this place
as a start to a career,
We thought that that distinction was what makes an engineer,
But we all had a moment where we learned it means much more,
It’s when something changes in your very core We are Engineers