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Scatter Brain
Beer (The shapes kind of
(Strongly suggested) look like a karate
headband)

Take a seat and grab a beer

You'll likely need one to hang at the edge of and the other to sit on.

Get acquainted with that scatter-brained beatnik up there. That's who this brochure is about. I
know how tempting that may make it to toss it in a fire and let the house burn with it, but just
hold on a second. Hear me out. Sip your seat, strap yourself to the ale and marvel at just how
confusing I can get in such a short number of pages.

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