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you can enjoy a great- tasting breakfast cereal that includes all the Vitamin E you need- plus twelve
other essential vitamins and minerals. So forget all those sugar-coated cereals. Start eating America‘s
favorite: Crackle-E!

BENNY
Modulate!
[Key modulate]
KELLY
IF YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE
START YOUR DAY WITH LOTS OF VITAMIN E
CRACKLE-E IS ALWAYS FRESH AND READY TO EAT
CRACKLE-E IS EVERYONE‘S FAVORITE BREAKFAST TREAT.

CHORUS

(At some point by now, Norm, Ken, and Goodhouse have re-entered. Stunned and confused, they
allow the number to finish.)

CRACKLE-E…

CHRIS
Part of this nutritious breakfast!

BENNY

BUM- BUM BUM.
[Piano: Button.]

NORM
What was that? Someone tell me. What was that?

(Everyone slowly turns their heads toward Benny.)

BENNY
(Clueless, beaming with pride) How‘s that? Ya like?

NORM
(Still staring in disbelief) No. I don‘t ―like‖. I don‘t ―like‖ it at all. I‘d ―like‖ it to be the way I directed
it.

BENNY
Why don‘t we ask the client?

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