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Uncle Don, Polish picnics and the thrills of summer




     By toM Glover                   kids,” said Uncle Don excitedly, “can  how will he ever get past the ‘Mole’ and   We head for Plaag’s Grove. A big truck
                                     you imagine being 3,000 feet in the air in  his gang? See ya next week kids. This if  is turning into the grounds as we approach
       It’s this hot Sunday morning in August  an airplane with a broken radio and run-  your friend Uncle Don reminding you to  the entrance. On the side, in big gold let-
     1944. I’m sitting in the dining, room on the  ning out of gas? Let’s see what happens.  back the attack and eat everything your  ters, it reads, “Trenton Old Stock Beer.”
     floor in our Hartley Avenue home listen-  “In the next panel, it says: ‘Jack slides  mom puts on your plate, and you will  There are already many cars parked in
     ing to “Uncle Don” on WOR. Uncle Don  the cabin hatch back on the cockpit  help the war effort. See you next Sunday,  front of the place, and others are coming
     reads the funnies every Sunday morning.  of his monoplane, and gets out on the  same time, and same station.”  from all directions. We sit on the grassy
       I can read just fine, but there is some-  wing.’ And then, in the next panel kids,”   I turn the radio off and eat that last bit  area near the first base line and watch as
     thing fascinating about following along  said Uncle Don, as breathlessly excited  of bread and butter with sugar on top. I  the driver of the beer truck backs up to the
     as Uncle Don reads the funnies all the  as I, “he’s jumping out of the plane….  sweep up some of the sugar I spilled on  rear of the wooden stands.
     way in New York, and I am following him  and the last panel says…. ‘Jack tumbles  the floor while I was listening to Uncle   He  gets  out  and  rigs  up  two  planks
     way down here in Hamilton Township,  toward earth at better that 100 miles per  Don read that Smilin’ Jack episode. I walk  and begins rolling big beer barrels out
     New Jersey; it’s just great. “OK boys and  hour, little knowing that his parachute  to the door, turn toward the kitchen and  of the back of his truck, lining them up
     girls, that was this week’s adventure of  has been tampered with by one of Count  holler  to Mom: “I’m  goin’  over  Don’s,  along the back of the building. Soon, the
     “Tim Tyler’s Luck.” Now let’s turn to  Von Schilling’s Nazi henchmen.’”  Mom; I’ll be back in a little while.”  beer truck is joined by another truck.
     this week’s “Smilin’ Jack” adventure.   “Gee kids,” said Uncle, “what do you   “How many times do I have to tell you  This one is emblazoned with “Mercer
     Look in the first panel, kids. Jack’s in his  think about that? I sure hope nothing  Tommy, use the back door!”  Bottling Company” in big red letters.
     airplane. It says, ‘I sure hope I can get  happens to Jack, don’t you? Be sure to be   “Sorry mom, I forgot. See ya later.”  Still another truck arrives. It is much
     this plane to Archer field before I run  here next Sunday morning, and we’ll see   Quick as a wink, I am around the cor-  smaller,  and  as  it  drives  past  us,  we
     out of fuel. And kids, look in the next  if he makes it. And let’s not forget Tim  ner and in view of my best friend, Don  see that it is the familiar Tilton’s Bak-
     panel! His plane is out of gasoline! It  Tyler. He’s lost in the ‘Cave of Kalimar.’  Slabicki. He is just coming out his back  ery truck. Tilton’s is no stranger to our
     says ‘Oh no….no more fuel! Archer field  And will Dick Tracy be able to escape  door. “Hey Don, there must be a picnic at  neighborhood. Tilton, Bond, and Frei-
     is at least 23 miles due north.’ Oh boy,  from the burning building, and if he does,  Plaag’s Grove today. Let’s go take a look.”  hofer’s are about the most popular baker



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