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Karlie Kloss for
Swarovski

What we think she wants to say: Swarovski’s Spring/
Summer 2018 Rainbow Paradise collection is so
awesome, so brilliant, so vibrant, even the butterflies
want in.
What over-analysers think she’s trying to tell us:
Karlie Kloss is cool and beautiful and does not have
lepidopterophobia. Also, she obviously never watched
the “Butterfly” episode of ’80s Ch 8 show Mystery,
where Madeline Chu played a character who aged
rapidly after getting bitten by a butterfly. Shudder.

Gigi Hadid and Kate
Moss for Stuart

Weitzman

What we think they want to say: Millennial
supermodel and iconic ’90s supermodel
photographed together for the first time. A Spring
2018 power pairing that will make you flock to the
stores to buy Stuart Weitzman shoes and bags!
What over-analysers think she’s trying to tell
us: Kate’s face says it all: “She’s 22 years old.
I’m 44. I still look hawt, but, um, thank God for
Photoshop?”
Nicki Minaj for

H&M

What we think she wants to
say: Embrace the heart-warming
feels from watching me star in
H&M’s Holiday 2017 film set in
a parallel fantasy world, where a
cute little girl saves Christmas.
Then go out and buy H&M, stat.
What over-analysers think she’s
trying to tell us: Behold the
glory of me. Me, me, me, me,
meeeeee.

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