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And the: black  snake  glides and  glitters and  slides
                                    Into  a rift in  a  cottonwood  tree;
                                    And the buzzard sails  on,
                                    And  conies  and  is  gone,
                                    Stately and  still  like a ship at sea.
                                    And  I wonder why  I  do  not  care
                                    For  Lhe  dungs  that are,  like the things  that  were,
                                    Docs  half  my  heart  lie buried there.
                                           In  Texas, down by the  Rio  Grande?
                                                                                 F r a n k   D e s f k e /,,


                                         THE  TEA=KETTLE  AND  THE  CRICKET.

                                             [Read in fin animated,  conversational style.]
                            I  T appears  as  if  there  were  a  sort  of  match,  or  trial  of  skill,  yo ^
                                 must understand,  between  the  kcttlo and  the  cricket.  And  this
                                 is  what  led  to  it. and  how it  came about.
                              The kettle  was  aggravating  and  obstinate.  It wouldn't  allow  itself
                            to  be  adjusted  on  the  top  bar;  it wouldn't hear  of  accommodating
                            itself kindlv to the knobs  of coa;,  it would loan  forward with a  drunken
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                            air,  and  dribble,  a very idiot  of  a kettle,  on the hearth.  It was  quar­
                            relsome,  and hissed and spluttered morosely at the  fire.
                              To  sum  up  all,  the lid,  resisting Mrs.  Pecrybingle’s  fingers,  first  of
                            all  turned  topsy-turvy,  and  then,  with  an  ingenious  pertinacity deserv­
                            ing  of a  better  cause,  dived sideways  in— down  to  the  very  bottom  of
                            the  kettle.  And  the hull  of  the  Royal  George  has  never  made  half
                            the  monstrous  resistance  to coming  out  of  the water,  whicli  the  lid of
                            that  kettle  employed  against  Mrs.  Pccrybingle,  before  she  got it  up
                            again.
                              It  looked  sullen  and  pig-headed  enough,  even  then,  carrying  its
                            ban die with  an  air  of  defiance, and  cocking its  spout pertly  and mock­
                            ingly  at  Mrs,  Peerybingle,  as if  it  said,  "  1  won’t boil.  Nothing  shall
                            induce  me."
                              But  Mrs,  Peerybingle,  with  restored  good  humor,  dusted  her
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