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Then you  strolled  along tile terrace,
                                        Saw the  summer  moonlight pour
                                      AH its radiance  on  the  waters
                                        As they rippled  o i l   the  shore.
                                      Till  al length you  gathered  courage,
                                        When  you  saw that  none were nigh,
                                      And  you  drew  her  close  and  told  her
                                        That you  loved  her.  So  did  I.

                                      Wellj  I needn’t ask you  further*
                                        And I’m sure  1  wish you joy.
                                      Think  I ’ll  wander  down  to see you
                                        When  you’re  married.  E li!  my boy?
                                      When  the  honeymoon  is  over,
                                        And you're settled down, we’ll  try—
                                      What!  The  deuce you  say—  rejected?
                                         You rejected ?  So was  I f



                                                A  FLY 'S  COGITATJONS.
                         I   WONDER  what this  man is  doing?  I’ll  just  light  on  his  bald
                              head  and  'nce what is  going on  in  his  thinkery,  W hat!  Now,
                              1  wonder  jvhat  he slapped liii  pate  so  savagely  for?  Why,  the
                         man  must  be orazy.  1  went away  just as  quick  as  I  saw  him  raise
                         his  hand.  Re illy, he could not  complain  of that.  Maybe  he  thought
                         I  was  intruding;  but,  if  $of he cannot say  but that I  lit out at  his  first
                         hint.  But  he  seems  quiet enough  now.  Maybe his  scalp  inched  or
                         something,  and  Ids  move  had  no  reference  to  my  being  on  it,  sn  1
                         guess  T  will  try it  a^ain.  What a  nice  old  bald  head  this  is,  to he
                         surfij  only it’a  a  trifle  slippery.  It  would  make  a  first-rate  skating-
                         rink ;  guess  I  will  try it:.  Whew!  Why, the man  hit  his  head again.
                            Funny  way he has with  him;  and,  if  I  hadn’t  got  out  of the  way
                         just as  I  did, goodness  only knows what  might  have  happened  to  me.
                         He struck real  hard,  and  if  he  had  hit  me,  there  i*  no  knowing,  but
                         that lie  might  have  hurt  me.   But.  maybe  he  hadn’t  any  idea of  hit-
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