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troduce  French  phrases  very  often, and  one  must  know  I  have  studied
                         the  langiiage.   What  is  the  lesion  for  to-morrow?  Oh,  yes  ;  con­
                         jugation  of  purler.   Let's see;  how  does  it  commence?  Je parle,  tu
                         parle  i;,  par— il  pa— tl— well,  il  then  !
                            “  Conjugations  don't,  amount  to  anything.   I  know  some  phrases
                         that  are  appropriate  here  and  there, and  in  alm ost  every  locality;  and
                         how's  anybody  going  to  know  but  what  I  have  the  conjugations  all
                         by  heart ?
                            “  H ave  I  got  m y  geom etery ?   N o,  I ’m  just  going  to  study  it.
                         Thirty-ninth,  is  it  not?
                            “  Let  the triangle  A   B  C,  triangle  A   B— say,  I do,  have  you   read
                         about  that Jersey  elopement?  1  think  it  is  Loo  utterly  utter.
                            “  O il!  theorem.
                            11   L et the  triangle  A   B  C   be  right-angled  at  B.   O n  the  side  B  C,
                         creet,  erect  the  square  A   T.   On  the  side-  -did  I  tell  you   Sister  Car-
                         raedoia  gave  me  a  new piece  to-day,  a  sonata?   Tt  is  really  intense.
                         The  tones  fairly  stir  m y  soul.   I  am  never  going  to  take  anything
                         but  sonatas  after  this.   I  got  another  new  piece,  too.   Its  name  is
                         Etudes.    Isn't  it  funny?   I  asked  Tom   tins  noon  what  it  means,  and
                         lie  says  it  is  Greek  for  nothing.   It is  quite apropos, for there  is  really
                         nothing  in  ft— the  same  thing  over  and  over.
                            “ W here  was  I ?   Ok  !  yes  ;  side  A   C  the  square  A   E .   D raw   the
                         line— come  on,  let's  go  at  our  astronom y.   It’s  on,  A re  the  planets
                         inhabited ?   Now,  Ide,  I  think'  they  are,  and  I  have  thought  about  it
                         a  great  deal.   T  banged  m y  hair  last  night.   I  wanted  a  L angtry
                         ’ijang  just  ;.oo  bad  for  any  use,  but  pa  raved,  and  T  had  to  give  in,
                          Vos,  I  think  they  are  inhabited.   T  should  like  to  visit  some  o f  them,
                         hut  you  would  not  catch  me living in Venus.  Eight  seasons I  Just think
                         how often  we would  have to have  new outfits to keep lip  with  the styles,
                            u W ho I !  you  are  not  going?   I a m   so  sorry,  but  I  suppose  you
                         are  tired,   I  am.   It  always  makes  me  most  sick  to  study  a  whole
                         evening  like  this,   I  think  sister  ought  to  give  us  a  picture.”
                            And  they  \>o  to  school  next  morning  and  tell  the  other  inrls  how
                                       O1                         o                       o
                         awfully  hard  they  have  studied.—  B iu.ui  M cDonald,
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