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The Shire

based on the book, ‘The Lord of the Rings’ by J.R.R. Tolkien

Once Master Baggins was asked by outlandish folk what
the Shire be like,
“Well,” he answered, “It is covered in green grasses and
flowers,
There are many ways for one to pass the hours;
A fine pipe out of doors, or a quiet walk along the
moors.”
“There are birthday parties every week,
One gets more gifts than he can keep,
The inns are full day and night,
And in the elder’s tales all delight.”
“But ah! The food is the best!
Roast mushrooms, berries, and sickle ness*,
A hot breakfast in the morning,
And nothing like that is boring!”
“Well, that sounds quite nice!” the stranger replied,
“I never saw that part of the land,
But now I shall try, heart and hand!”

*a favourite dish of the Shire comprised of
Lettuce, tomatoes, and fresh venison with a mushroom
sauce