Page 114 - 2019 Senior Will

turn into this. This beautiful and wonderful thing that I’m still dreading the end of. I’m grateful for the journey, the opportunity, and even the ending.
The Baritones:
Chris: Oh my, where do I even start. I am truly amazed by you every single day. You’re one of the kindest people I’ve ever met in my entire life and I’m so happy that I’ve got to share these past 2 years marching with you. Countless dining hall dinners to late night studying I’m so grateful for the time that we spent together, and I can’t wait for those catchup lunches to see what has been up. The one thing that I have to pass on to you is baritone mom. I guess now its baritone dad. Believe it or not I knew I was going to give this to you before your freshman season was over. Take care of the baribabies as they come. Love you so much dude, RIBS, SPARE RIBS, never stop being hysterically funny, and you will never be forgotten by me.
Erin and Gabby: My BARIBABES FOREVER. I’m so impressed with the two of you. Erin you continue to surprise me each and every day. Never give up on everything and anything that you’re passionate about. Also please don’t let Euphonium Awareness Club die. Gabby you are one of the best daughters I could ask for. I’ve watched the world try and beat you down numerous times, but it never gets you. Stay persistent love you truly are an inspiration. You both are going to do great things and I can’t wait to be able to see it unfold. Love you both so so much.
Brendan: First off, you’re a piece of shit. But hey aren’t we all at some point. We’ve pretty much consistently spent the last 3 years together and honestly I don’t know what exactly is going to happen if we aren’t 20 minutes away from each other at any given time. Just a lot more complaining phone calls I guess and a lot more trips to each other’s houses. Thanks for grounding me and my sanity when I try to slam pressurized doors and thanks for only staying made at me for 15 minutes at a time. Lots of love hon.
Jared: The Jared Soldo. Boy howdy what is there to say. You’re wonderful amazing and just the biggest damn hoot ever. I freakin love you man. I can’t wait for you to have to write this because literally every time Brendan and I have brought it up you’ve yelled no and dismissed or ran away. Guess what Junior? Here’s the countdown and I want you to enjoy every second of it. I can’t wait to forever complain about how the general public knows nothing about farming or hunting or even what single use plastic is. You’re the yee to my haw Jared, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Robbie: So I think we went from not talking nearly at all to being good friends really quickly and that made me incredibly happy. You’re so knowledgeable and extremely funny and so good at everything you do. I wish you the best in all your endeavors and of course to stay nostalgic maybe me you and Brendan can get dinner in some number of significant years from now and talk about how old we are. You’re the best dude and I’m honored to have been able to share these 4 years with you.
Hunter and Eric: Good gracious you two. To be honest in the beginning I wasn’t exactly sure how this was going to go. But as the parasites you seem to be, you grew on me. I see extremely bright futures for the both of you no matter where they take you. Hunter, please continue to call Jared every time you have a question. Texting is for losers. Eric, for the sake of all that is holy if I come back and hear a baritone sticking out and I know it’s you I’m going to throat punch you. Both of you be good, stay out of trouble, do your homework and BE ON TIME.
Oscar: Seriously no matter what Jared says NEVER STOP PUTTING IT ON YOUR HEAD. I really could do without the throwing though. Even while I’m writing this it still makes me nervous. You’re