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                       for the Poop Fairy                                                                               C O MM U NI T Y




                  For most people who get a pet   Apparently, this message is   poop stations, the KHOA orders        H O M E & G A R D E N
                  dog, they soon buy a book on   getting misunderstood and these   60 cases of bags each year,
                  responsible pet ownership. You   bright little bags are left behind   containing 18,000 individual
                  all know the book. In Chapter   littering the trails, tossed into the   bags. The maintenance crew
                  One it tells you to carry little   weeds or tucked under a nearby   devotes three hours, twice a
                  plastic bags with you when     fern, as if the owner believes that   week to check, refi ll and dispose
                  ever walking your dog. The     Klahanie provides a Poop Fairy to   of properly placed bags of
                  instructions are clearly stated   follow them around and clean up   poop. Bags and labor alone cost
                  to use the bag to collect the dog   after them. Imagine that, a new   over $13,000 each year. The
                  poop, tie a knot at the top and   HOA service- personal poop   bags are made with blend of
                  presto you are on your way to   fairies!                      polyethylene and limestone, so
                  becoming a responsible owner.   Sorry to be the bearer of bad   they are biodegradable… but not
                  However, there is a good deal   news, but there are no Poop   compostable… so they need to be
                  more to the book than just     Fairies in Klahanie. Plenty of poop   tossed out in the trash, NOT the
                  Chapter One!                                                  yard waste or recycle bins.
                                                 stations but not a fairy in sight.
                  Chapter Two goes on to say, that   So read Chapter two and proudly
                  after you gather the precious   become a real responsible dog
                  poop in the bag, you must take   owner. We will all appreciate
                  it with you to one of the 28   your efforts.
                  dog poop collections stations
                  in Klahanie and dispose of it.    Poop Trivia: To service the 28











































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