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Lf COURSE I read the
jhandbook (snicker), " 0 :everyone has to.” Yea, sure you did ... lets face it kid, you just signed the little slip like EVERYBODY else. Hey,
I did too; I mean I read it once. Hmmmmm, lets see, 19881think it was, but I’m sure it hasn’t changed since then.
After all, what more could I get out of it any way? Anyone with half an I.Q. point above a snail knows what not to do to get in trouble, right? Well maybe so, but its sooo much fun, right!?!? Sure whatever ... its just another boring thing that the child-hating admin­ istration LOVES to do. But hey, there’s GOT to be something interesting, so here are a few key quotes that I got a kick out of:
"Students may relax with friends in an orderly and quiet manner.” - Sounds good to me...
"Early Dismissal: Requests for this should be rare” — Un­ less, of course, you REALLY, REALLY have to go to the bath­ room ..
"All clothing must be ... modest.” — but modesty’s no
fun ...
"The Faculty Dress Code
Committee is the final arbiter in determining if a student is dressed properly” — Who are they?!?
"Bizzare haircuts . . . not
(top) For some, Shakespeare is a chal­ lenge that enriches the mind. For sen­ ior Jon Paul Kennedy, Shakespeare is just another opportunity to nap.
(above) Ever vigilant is her quest to completely memorize the Reader’s Guide to Periodical Literature, Mrs. Snyder takes advantage of a free mo­ ment to catch up. Some people are dedicated to their work.
(right) At CBA, students’ pride is dis­ played in many ways. For Senior Joe LaGuardia, this display happens to in­ clude his opinion of the handbook.
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