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permitted.” — Who said my hair is CUT bizzare, styled a bit odd maybe ..
"THE SHIRT MUST BE TUCKED INTO THE PANTS.” — Yeah all you rebels, how DARE you tuck your shirt into your socks..
"SPEED LIMIT on the prop­ erty is 10 mph.” — For those of you who drive, does ANY­ ONE do under 55 in our park­ ing lot?!?!
"Parents do not have a right to excuse a student from at­ tending school.” — WHO in their right mind would ask their parents if they were go­
ing to skip?!?!
MAYBE some of this stuff was taken out of context, but hey, its more fun that way. Be­ sides, a handbook you can laugh at is a good one; maybe not. Well, maybe I A M the only one who read the handbook this year, but I would bet that at least a FEW of you could benefit. I’m sure it says some­ thing about how to get out of gym and fake out the nurse. You know, stuff we’d REALLY use.
Besides, the print is nice ...
Senior Jeremy Hammil, awestruck by the new regulation in the 1992 hand­ book is unable to control his emotions. Why don’t they outlaw Saturday de­ tentions?
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