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ISSUE NUMBER 161 NOVEMBER 2016
THE TOWN CRIER

The Judge WEST VIEW FARMS
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was
talking to his lawyer.
"If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." 615 Fair Play Rd.
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. Townville, SC 29689
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt
like that would prejudice him against you. He might even Billy & Bill McAdams
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smile at the judge."
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in
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"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." 864-287-3795

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