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The Bucketlist and the “Bucketeersof Life” The Bucket List and the “Bucketeers of Life” By Rob McConnell Last night I had the rare opportunity of meeting someone who is down to earth, level-headed, grounded, has a PhD from the school of hard knocks and I believe knows more about the real world than most people I have had the pleasure of meeting. bucket list. Scott! I have a “Bucket List!” Sipping the coffee amidst the So I decided to further examine this “characters of the Fall’s” we started talking Is there a connection between a “Bucket List” “Bucket List” phenomena. about “Bucket Lists,” which is a strange topic at and “Kicking the Bucket?” What I discovered is that there is the best of times, but when sitting in a Tim Well, if you look at number 2 in my actually a science called "Bucketology." (There Horton’s in Niagara Falls, Ontario at 8:30 pm definition of a “Bucket List” you see that there is now, I just made it up!) on a Saturday evening, with the people who definitely is. Well, it seems that there are many types were coming and going reminding me of “The My friend asked me what I had in my of buckets and it was not long before I could tell Creature Cantina” from Star Wars. “Bucket List,” and I just had to stop and think what kind of person would be carry what kind It was now official, my friend and I were since no one had ever asked me that before. of bucket. the only two normal people there… this coming I quickly blurted out that there was Some buckets are made of wood, some from the guy who for the past 22 years has been nothing in my “Bucket” that I had lived a very buckets are made of glass and some buckets are talking and writing about UFOs, ghosts, bigfoot full and exciting life and that if my number made of tin, metal or aluminum. (the plural should in my opinion be Bigfeets), called by the great Bingo caller in the sky, I Let’s look at the three groups of alien encounter and abductions, angelic would be ready because I had done and “Bucketeers.” visitations and communication from the great expecien…. but wait a minute! I want to see the beyond, just to name a few of the topics I have pyramids, I want to go to Easter Island and walk Continued on Page 24 delved into over the many years. among the giant monolithic heads, I want to go You have all heard the phrase, “Bucket atop the Andes and visit the Nasca lines…Great list,” and if you have been living in a cave The ‘X’ Zone - www.xzoneradiotv.com somewhere in Madagascar and are not aware what a “Bucket List” is, the following should be Illuminations Of Personal and Planetary Destiny - able to enlighten you on the topic: Inspired by The Urantia Revelation BUCKET LIST (noun): Based on the mysterious Urantia Book, The Adventure of 1. A really bad movie where a lot of money was Being Human: Lessons on Soulful Living from the Heart wasted on unnecessary CG work that is of the Urantia Revelation, a profound but often humorous guide, provides lessons from our “divine parents” about unconvincing and you can tell the actors were in the challenge of being human. It also explains why our front of green screens during most of the shoot. difficult lives offer an ideal setting for the adventure of soul growth. 2. A list of things you think you might need to accomplish because you feel your own These cheerful lessons are selected from “live” mortality closing the door on you. transmission sessions in a humble living room in Mill Valley, California. Highly personal and often endearing, these instructions on the art of soulful living render the 3. You feel insecure about your life and spiritual import of The Urantia Book more accessible than therefore make a list of things to get busy on. ever before. 4. A list of hottie's, coldies, MILF's and other The Adventure of Being Human strangers that you always had your eye on and Lessons on Soulful Living from the Heart of the Urantia Revelation you most now go conquer. Transmitted by Jerry Lane • Edited by Byron Belitsos 1. Don't waste your money on that, it's $14.95 trade paperback • Origin Press/Celestia as bad as Bucket List. • 257 pages Available at AMAZON.COM 2. I've wasted my life, I should write a bucket list before I take this cyanide pill. http://evolving-souls.org/ 3. She's so fine, I better put her on my