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Here Comes Santa Claus I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine- Pray for peace, people, everywhere,
and-a-half foot pole! Listen to what I say!
Here comes Santa Claus! The Child, the Child sleeping in the
Here comes Santa Claus! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, night
Right down Santa Claus Lane! You have termites in your smile, He will bring us goodness and light,
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer You have all the tender sweetness of a He will bring us goodness and light."
seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing; Given a choice between the two of you Silent Night
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your Silent night, holy night,
prayers, You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch, All is calm, all is bright
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. You're the king of sinful sots, Round yon virgin mother and child.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched Holy infant so tender and mild,
Here comes Santa Claus! with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, Sleep in heavenly peace.
Here comes Santa Claus! You're a three decker sauerkraut and Sleep in heavenly peace.
Right down Santa Claus Lane! toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! Silent night, holy night,
He's got a bag that is filled with toys Shepherds quake at the sight,
for the boys and girls again. You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, Glories stream from heaven afar,
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, With a nauseous super "naus"!, Heavenly hosts sing alleluia;
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you
What a beautiful sight. Christ the Savior, is born!
Jump in bed, cover up your head, drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch, Christ the Savior, is born!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Silent night, holy night,
overflowing with the most disgraceful Son of God, love's pure light
assortment of rubbish imaginable
Deck the Halls Radiant beams from thy holy face,
mangled up in tangled up knots! With the dawn of redeeming grace,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Tis the season to be jolly,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Rudolf the Red-nosed
your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
Don we now our gay apparel, The three words that best describe you Reindeer
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
are as follows, and I quote,
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,
"Stink, stank, stunk"! Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la. had a very shiny nose.
See the blazing Yule before us, And if you ever saw him,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Do You Hear What I Hear? you would even say it glows.
Strike the harp and join the chorus. All of the other reindeer
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Said the night wind to the little lamb, used to laugh and call him names.
Follow me in merry measure, "Do you see what I see? They never let poor Rudolf
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Way up in the sky, little lamb, play in any reindeer games.
Do you see what I see?
While I tell of Yuletide treasure, Then one foggy Christmas eve
Fa la la la la, la la la la. A star, a star, dancing in the night Santa came to say:
With a tail as big as a kite,
Fast away the old year passes, "Rudolf with your nose so bright,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. With a tail as big as a kite." won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Then all the reindeer loved him
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, as they shouted out with glee:
Sing we joyous, all together, "Do you hear what I hear? "Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy, you'll go down in history!"
Heedless of the wind and weather, Do you hear what I hear?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. A song, a song high above the trees
With a voice as big as the the sea,
Mr. Grinch With a voice as big as the the sea."
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
king,
You really are a heel,
"Do you know what I know?
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as
In your palace warm, mighty king,
charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
Do you know what I know?
You're a bad banana with a greasy black
A Child, a Child shivers in the cold--
peel!
Let us bring him silver and gold,
Let us bring him silver and gold."
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Said the king to the people everywhere,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have
"Listen to what I say!
garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
