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86                Christmas Carols To Sing With Friends






              O Come, All Ye Faithful
                                                           She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

                                                               And we'd begged her not to go.
              O come, all ye faithful, joyful and
                          triumphant,                           But she'd left her medication,
            Come ye, O come ye, to Bethlehem.              So she stumbled out the door into the
          Come and behold Him, born the King of                              snow.                             We Wish You A Merry
                            angels;                                                                                     Christmas
                                                          When they found her Christmas mornin',

                            Refrain                               At the scene of the attack.                 We wish you a Merry Christmas;
                                                          There were hoof prints on her forehead,
                                                                                                              We wish you a Merry Christmas;
                  O come, let us adore Him,                And incriminatin' Claus marks on her            We wish you a Merry Christmas and a
                  O come, let us adore Him,                                  back.                                    Happy New Year.
                  O come, let us adore Him,                                                               Good tidings we bring to you and your
                        Christ the Lord.                    Grandma got run over by a reindeer,                               kin;
                                                          Walkin' home from our house Christmas
                                                                                                          Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy
                                                                              eve.
          True God of true God, Light from Light                                                                          New Year.
                            Eternal,                        You can say there's no such thing as
            Lo, he shuns not the Virgin's womb;                              Santa,                             Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
          Son of the Father, begotten, not created;       But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.                Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
                                                                                                          Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup
                            Refrain                          Now were all so proud of Grandpa,                      of good cheer. Refrain
                                                                He's been takin' this so well.
          Sing, choirs of angels, sing in exultation;        See him in there watchin' football,               We won't go until we get some;
            Sing, all ye citizens of heaven above!          Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with               We won't go until we get some;
           Glory to God, all glory in the highest;                       cousin Belle.                    We won't go until we get some, so bring

                                                                                                                   some out here. Refrain
                            Refrain                         It's not Christmas without Grandma.
                                                              All the family's dressed in black.
                                                                                                              We wish you a Merry Christmas;
                                                             And we just can't help but wonder:
            See how the shepherds, summoned to                                                                We wish you a Merry Christmas;
                          His cradle,                       Should we open up her gifts or send            We wish you a Merry Christmas and a
                                                                          them back?
          Leaving their flocks, draw nigh to gaze;                                                                    Happy New Year.
             We too will thither bend our joyful
                           footsteps;                       Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
                                                          Walkin' home from our house Christmas

                            Refrain                                           eve.
                                                            You can say there's no such thing as

            Child, for us sinners poor and in the                            Santa,
                            manger,                       But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
          We would embrace Thee, with love and
                              awe;                              Now the goose is on the table
           Who would not love Thee, loving us so                And the pudding made of fig.

                            dearly?                             And a blue and silver candle,
                                                          That would just have matched the hair in
                                                                        Grandma's wig.
                            Refrain


             Yea, Lord, we greet Thee, born this               I've warned all my friends and
                        happy morning;                                    neighbours.
                Jesus, to Thee be glory given;                Better watch out for yourselves."
              Word of the Father, now in flesh                They should never give a license,
                           appearing.                     To a man who drives a sleigh and plays
                                                                          with elves.

                            Refrain
                                                            Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
                                                          Walkin' home from our house, Christmas                Wishing You and Yours
           Grandma Got Run Over By                                            eve.                          Love, Peace and Spiritual for
                        A Reindeer                          You can say there's no such thing as                    Now and Forever.

                                                                             Santa,
             Grandma got run over by a reindeer           But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
                                                                                                                    Merry Christmas
                Walking home from our house
                                                                                                                             and
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          But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.                       Tunne Into XZBN                         Rob & Laura and Family
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